Adrian's Irrelevant Beef of The Week: Vests (One Of The Reasons Biggie Was Better)

You see those pictures right there....thats why Biggie is better. That's why he never responded to 'Hit em Up' , cause he was so busy laughing at this niggah's vest collection (Hahahah what's Beef?). No self respecting man should come out the house with just his back all shiny. Out here with the silky back. Vests are like a formal v-neck, only to be worn by losers with chest tattoos (man cleavage). There is nothin playa about them. Everyone looks a little more like Mr. Peanut with them on.

Proof that vests don't deserve respect: When you go to any clothing store do you ever see a vests section? No, you know why? Because vests are just supposed to be for little chimps on your shoulder. It's supposed be something you sign up for. That's why they're usually hidden in a book, so some clown can walk up and say, "yeah and I want the vest too" , so they don't have to make more of those abominations than needed. If you want to look like butler at your wedding or prom there is a supply order for you saps.

How can you fasten that little plunging neck line up with those little fake gold/metal buttons and think you look good. What is wrong with you? The only thing that can possibly save having a vest, is having a suit on with it. Or someone with a vagina telling you to wear one.