Top Ten Phrases That Irk Me....."Girl Bye" (in P.G. girl voice).......Sheesh

10. You wanted that back? You didn't ask me for it, I assumed you didn't want it (of course u fucking passive thief).

9. Imma start dating white guys (so Bitch.... lol)

8. Them: I need  to get up early.
     Me: Is first cool?
     Them: Naw
      WTF

7. Dog... let me get_____. Dog... it's only_____ you got it_____(The fuck?)

6. You don't go to strip clubs son, thats boss shit? (I ain't giving them broads money because of how they look #badhabitsmuch?)

5. I like dudes with dreads (Oh word...if you were a dude. U would only like light skin girls lol #hateyourselflol #basicMF).

4. Naw man...I only got regular...it's good tho...(niggah do you believe in yourself?)

3. Jeezy can Rap.....(Can he really?)

2. Ross is Fake...(oh and Lil Wayne is real...huh?) (Tupac didn't have a record until he started rapping, is he fake u phuckin monkeys lol?)

1. Girl....Bye... (I really hate when women say this...it is horrible)