My First Interview: Adrian Sits Down With TI's Fade

Adrian: First of all I just want to congratulate you on your new album going gold and throwing these women in a frenzy in the movie Takers.

TI's Fade: Thanks partna, you know these women are enamored with me.

Adrian: I sure do TIP, I sure do (sarcastic tone)...now let's get down to business. Why do you exist?

TI's Fade: What do you mean pimp?

Adrian: I mean really.....the fade hasn't been acceptable since Ashley on the Fresh Prince grew breast.

TI's Fade: I don't understand your jargon...

Adrian: WHY THE FU#K CAN WE STILL SEE THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD IN THIS DAY and AGE....

TI's Fade: It's how I was raised shawty...

Adrian: Young Dro doesn't have a fade?

TI's Fade: He's not famous enough to be out of pocket...plus I get more females shawty...when you get females shawty you can do whatever the Fu#k you want...You do you and imma do me shawty....I gotta go pee in a cup.....

Adrian: Alright pimp this has been....educational.